What Martin spoke about.

Madam President, Rules of Procedure, Rule 202: The complaint is based on the inadmissible application of Article 170 in conjunction with Articles 48, 64 and 80. Although this house has rejected the chat control twice, it is now to be beaten in an urgent procedure before the summer break. Urgency presupposes unforeseen developments; here everything happened as foreseen – there is no urgency. In add

Mr President! How expensive and cumbersome is it to watch football? Ask for a friend, I always look in pubs – Trinker-Smiley. The friend, on the other hand, complains about unsympathetic streaming providers, with which he now has to register. Football used to be the sport of the eleven friends, today it is the sport of the eleven subscriptions. This is why pirate websites are becoming more and mor

Madam President, Why, Mrs Kallas, should I talk to you about Cuba? I just read your autobiography: 432 insignificant pages, in Estonia 80 percent price reduced to 3.99 EUR, hardcover, not available at Amazon. They have as little knowledge of Cuba, Europe and the world as they do of diplomacy, foreign policy or brain surgery. I promise to gain more knowledge from a conversation with my hamster abou

Mr President! I voted against the smoking ban in the EU because I feel bound by a party congress decision. We had only three decisions at the last federal party congress, and one of them was ‘smoking is cool’. At the Bundesparteitag before that, the same motion did not get a majority, because during the vote the whole lung of the party was out – smoking.

Mr President! An EU election will be held in June, although its outcome has long been known. The policy guidelines for the next legislature have already been adopted. They receive a rat-sharp suicide program that denies us access to affordable raw materials and products through trade blockades, while at the same time focusing on armament, debt and austerity. The result can only be the further dest

Madam President, Excuse me, I was still in a pub. If the EU hasn't had the least to say to Julian Assange in 13 years, that is the most sincere creed it has ever made. Because in this case, it's all about Assange on the surface. It is about law, democracy, law and freedom. It's about government crime and war crimes. It is about the suppression of critical journalism, the abolition of democratic ac

Mr President! Chancellor Scholz cancelled his Sunday tea with corrupt bankers on the weekend, Foreign Minister Baerbock her appointments with make-up artist and speech therapist. Both prefer to take to the streets for the fight against the right. Lol. The traffic light government is the real secret weapon of the AfD: Gas levy, heating law, kerosene tax, farmers’ victims – in Berlin, narrow-minded

Madam President, Congratulations! The EU leadership has managed to do something for a change. She has assisted our value partner, the madman from Baku, to completely wipe out the Democratic Republic of Arzach. President-in-Office of the Council Michel and Mrs von der Leyen have supported Azerbaijan's dictator Aliyev until he has been able to create a fait accompli: 120,000 people bombed and displa

Madam President, Just now, a judge named Jonathan Swift, Numero 18 on Britain's list of most corrupt judges, has succinctly rejected all twelve grounds of appeal put forward by Julian Assange. The appeals are almost exhausted, his extradition to the United States is imminent. There, he faces another 175 years in prison for publishing the truth about wars based on nothing but lies. In 13 years, the

Mr President! A short message from the European Parliament to Ms von der Leyen: Did you know that because of your deleted Pfizer SMS, not only your commission is now being sued by the New York Times, but also you personally? There was nothing to read about it in the German press. That's why I thought I'd tell you. You will be charged with presumption of office and misuse of title, destruction of p

Madam President, Madam von der Leyen! Talking to Karl Kraus: I have no idea about the state of the EU. To break away from a gas supplier who is waging a brutal war of aggression – Putin – you have sought us one who is waging a brutal war of aggression – Aliyev. Although many German media are silent, the oil dictatorship, which has been declared a trustworthy partner by you, is currently invading d

Mr President! Dear colleagues from the former People's Parties, once again you are already trying to push through a dubious electoral reform in order to introduce a 3.5% hurdle in Germany to the European elections. This primarily affects our Basic Law and the Federal Constitutional Court, which rejected such a blocking clause in 2011 and 2014. In addition to the HSV and Rheinmetall, the Federal Co

Madam President, Dear Ms von der Leyen, instead of explaining to us here in the debate scheduled by Parliament your continued failure to enforce the rule of law mechanism – protecting democracy in Poland and Hungary – you originally decided to visit BioNTech in Marburg. I hereby urge you once again and politely refer to Article 45 of the Framework Agreement on relations between Parliament and the

Mr President! Didn't you know, Mrs von der Leyen, that the State of the Union speech was actually meant to paint a realistic picture of the EU. Let's draw! The rate of criminal offenders on the executive floor has just increased once again. The Council is now chaired by Monk Janez Janša from Slovenia. Three EU countries have investigated him, he sat for corruption. Cypriot Health Commissioner Kyri